Your attempt at subtlety is appalling.

Well for my first post I thought I would re-cap St Patricks Day, and what a day it was! I'm pretty much in heaven if I can get hammered and still be in bed by 9 giving me a good night's rest. Here I am outside at a local Irish jaunt (guzzling a BL platinum), and of course I spot my most recent former flame. Obviously, my stunning good looks and painted on tight white pants made him extremely uncomfortable with his decision to dump me. He gave me a wave, ran himself in a circle of confusion, and then took to a full sprint out of the bar. Like if it wasn't awkward already, you just had the most dramatic reaction possible. Subtlety clearly isn't his strong point, however I have found that BLANC DE CHANEL is subtlety at it's finest.

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